diff --git a/resources/sql/patches/095.directory.sql b/resources/sql/patches/095.directory.sql
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+UPDATE phabricator_directory.directory_item
+  SET name = 'MetaMTA (Admin Only)'
+  WHERE href = '/mail/';
+
+DELETE FROM phabricator_directory.directory_item
+  WHERE href = '/xhprof/';