diff --git a/scripts/celerity_mapper.php b/scripts/celerity_mapper.php
deleted file mode 100755
index 08be4b3ef1..0000000000
--- a/scripts/celerity_mapper.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-echo "This script is obsolete. Run `bin/celerity map` instead.\n";
-exit(1);
diff --git a/scripts/differential/remove_empty_revisions.php b/scripts/differential/remove_empty_revisions.php
deleted file mode 100755
index 3588890171..0000000000
--- a/scripts/differential/remove_empty_revisions.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,35 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-$root = dirname(dirname(dirname(__FILE__)));
-require_once $root.'/scripts/__init_script__.php';
-
-$revision = new DifferentialRevision();
-
-$empty_revisions = queryfx_all(
-  $revision->establishConnection('r'),
-  'select distinct r.id from differential_revision r left join '.
-  'differential_diff d on r.id=d.revisionID where d.revisionID is NULL');
-
-$empty_revisions = ipull($empty_revisions, 'id');
-
-if (!$empty_revisions) {
-  echo "No empty revisions found.\n";
-  exit(0);
-}
-
-echo phutil_console_wrap(
-  "The following revision don't contain any diff:\n".
-    implode(', ', $empty_revisions));
-
-if (!phutil_console_confirm('Do you want to delete them?')) {
-  echo "Cancelled.\n";
-  exit(1);
-}
-
-foreach ($empty_revisions as $revision_id) {
-  $revision = id(new DifferentialRevision())->load($revision_id);
-  $revision->delete();
-}
-
-echo "Done.\n";
diff --git a/scripts/profile/rescale_all_user_pics.php b/scripts/profile/rescale_all_user_pics.php
deleted file mode 100755
index 3d019a3a93..0000000000
--- a/scripts/profile/rescale_all_user_pics.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,41 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-$root = dirname(dirname(dirname(__FILE__)));
-require_once $root.'/scripts/__init_script__.php';
-
-echo "Examining users.\n";
-foreach (new LiskMigrationIterator(new PhabricatorUser()) as $user) {
-  $file = id(new PhabricatorFile())
-    ->loadOneWhere('phid = %s', $user->getProfileImagePHID());
-
-  if (!$file) {
-    echo 'No pic for user ', $user->getUserName(), "\n";
-    continue;
-  }
-
-  $data = $file->loadFileData();
-  $img  = imagecreatefromstring($data);
-  $sx   = imagesx($img);
-  $sy   = imagesy($img);
-
-  if ($sx != 50 || $sy != 50) {
-    echo 'Found one! User ', $user->getUserName(), "\n";
-    $xformer = new PhabricatorImageTransformer();
-
-    // Resize OAuth image to a reasonable size
-    $small_xformed = $xformer->executeProfileTransform(
-      $file,
-      $width = 50,
-      $min_height = 50,
-      $max_height = 50);
-
-    $user->setProfileImagePHID($small_xformed->getPHID());
-    $user->save();
-    break;
-  } else {
-    echo '.';
-  }
-}
-echo "\n";
-echo "Done.\n";
diff --git a/scripts/repository/audit.php b/scripts/repository/audit.php
deleted file mode 100755
index c91e05f2a6..0000000000
--- a/scripts/repository/audit.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-echo "This script has been replaced with `bin/audit`.\n";
-exit(1);
diff --git a/scripts/repository/test_connection.php b/scripts/repository/test_connection.php
deleted file mode 100755
index 226a967c78..0000000000
--- a/scripts/repository/test_connection.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-echo "This script is obsolete. Use `bin/repository` to manage repositories.\n";
-exit(1);
diff --git a/scripts/search/reindex_maniphest.php b/scripts/search/reindex_maniphest.php
deleted file mode 100755
index a99e79e342..0000000000
--- a/scripts/search/reindex_maniphest.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-$root = dirname(dirname(dirname(__FILE__)));
-require_once $root.'/scripts/__init_script__.php';
-
-ini_set('memory_limit', -1);
-$tasks = id(new ManiphestTask())->loadAll();
-echo "Updating relationships for ".count($tasks)." tasks";
-foreach ($tasks as $task) {
-  ManiphestTaskProject::updateTaskProjects($task);
-  ManiphestTaskSubscriber::updateTaskSubscribers($task);
-  echo '.';
-}
-echo "\nDone.\n";
diff --git a/scripts/util/purge_cache.php b/scripts/util/purge_cache.php
deleted file mode 100755
index 54a0bb29aa..0000000000
--- a/scripts/util/purge_cache.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-echo "This script is obsolete. Use 'bin/cache' instead.\n";
-exit(1);