diff --git a/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/ConduitAPI_paste_info_Method.php b/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/ConduitAPI_paste_info_Method.php
index 31831450ba..45cbde1882 100644
--- a/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/ConduitAPI_paste_info_Method.php
+++ b/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/ConduitAPI_paste_info_Method.php
@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@ class ConduitAPI_paste_info_Method extends ConduitAPIMethod {
       'filePHID'    => $paste->getFilePHID(),
       'title'       => $paste->getTitle(),
       'dateCreated' => $paste->getDateCreated(),
+      'uri'         => PhabricatorEnv::getProductionURI('/P'.$paste->getID()),
     );
 
     return $result;
diff --git a/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/__init__.php b/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/__init__.php
index 1a92ec47f0..eafc577b4e 100644
--- a/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/__init__.php
+++ b/src/applications/conduit/method/paste/info/__init__.php
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 phutil_require_module('phabricator', 'applications/conduit/method/base');
 phutil_require_module('phabricator', 'applications/conduit/protocol/exception');
 phutil_require_module('phabricator', 'applications/paste/storage/paste');
+phutil_require_module('phabricator', 'infrastructure/env');
 
 phutil_require_module('phutil', 'utils');
 
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/objectname/PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/objectname/PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler.php
index 312ea02ffe..4b8e45bd95 100644
--- a/src/infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/objectname/PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/objectname/PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler.php
@@ -45,12 +45,13 @@ class PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler extends PhabricatorIRCHandler {
         $pattern =
           '@'.
           '(?<!/)(?:^|\b)'. // Negative lookbehind prevent matching "/D123".
-          '(D|T)(\d+)'.
+          '(D|T|P)(\d+)'.
           '(?:\b|$)'.
           '@';
 
         $revision_ids = array();
         $task_ids = array();
+        $paste_ids = array();
         $commit_names = array();
 
         if (preg_match_all($pattern, $message, $matches, PREG_SET_ORDER)) {
@@ -62,6 +63,9 @@ class PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler extends PhabricatorIRCHandler {
               case 'T':
                 $task_ids[] = $match[2];
                 break;
+              case 'P':
+                $paste_ids[] = $match[2];
+                break;
             }
           }
         }
@@ -106,6 +110,22 @@ class PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler extends PhabricatorIRCHandler {
           }
         }
 
+        if ($paste_ids) {
+          foreach ($paste_ids as $paste_id) {
+            $paste = $this->getConduit()->callMethodSynchronous(
+              'paste.info',
+              array(
+                'paste_id' => $paste_id,
+              ));
+            // Eventually I'd like to show the username of the paster as well,
+            // however that will need something like a user.username_from_phid
+            // since we (ideally) want to keep the bot to Conduit calls...and
+            // not call to Phabricator-specific stuff (like actually loading
+            // the User object and fetching his/her username.)
+            $output[$paste['phid']] = 'P'.$paste['id'].': '.$paste['uri'];
+          }
+        }
+
         if ($commit_names) {
           $commits = $this->getConduit()->callMethodSynchronous(
             'diffusion.getcommits',