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Summary: Ref T11818. See that task for a description. This is like a tiny pinch of hackiness but not really unreasonable. Basically, `aphlict` is already an "uber-server" and one copy can handle a ton of instances. Test Plan: Started `bin/aphlict` without a valid database connection. Reviewers: chad Reviewed By: chad Maniphest Tasks: T11818 Differential Revision: https://secure.phabricator.com/D16854